I put money in vending machine for a pack of Pretzel M&Ms (sweet & salty= win/win!) and the bag got stuck.
I recruited Brenda to my cause– she is an expert candy dislodger.
So Brenda gives the machine a couple good whomps with her ass, to no avail. I say, “Guess it wasn’t meant to be. No big deal.”
Brenda gives the Death Stare of Doom, hands me $1, and says, “If you make my butt hurt, you damn well better get the candy.”