Oh, That Brenda!: Butts & Candy

I put money in vending machine for a pack of Pretzel M&Ms (sweet & salty= win/win!) and the bag got stuck.

I recruited Brenda to my cause– she is an expert candy dislodger.

So Brenda gives the machine a couple good whomps with her ass, to no avail. I say, “Guess it wasn’t meant to be. No big deal.”

Brenda gives the Death Stare of Doom, hands me $1, and says, “If you make my butt hurt, you damn well better get the candy.”

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