Conversations With My Father

In office this morning.

Me: Oh, how horrible! A man put 3-day old beagles in a plastic bag to die.

Dad: That’s nothing. I put 5-day old bagels in a bag & ate one.

Me: Beltone, dad.

+++

This man also frequently sticks knives into toasters, even when the toaster is plugged in & on fire.

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